Patriot Nation Brings You The First Democratic Car Test Drive

I took out a luxury car last week, just to drive that sucker.

The Salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options.

The seats were of particular interest.

He explained the seats blew warm air to your butt in the in the winter and blew cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a republican car?

I explained if it were a democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass.

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