MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security the U.S. Military provides for you.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
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Lock and Load and let the games begin
ReplyDeleteThey will see Satan, and live in Hell Forever!
ReplyDeleteThe owner of this blog already has an implant that let's him/her talk to God, but it's called stupidity.
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